Here is the UK Telegraph’s “Top 10 round-up” of the best (and worst) of what Facebook, Twitter and various blog sites have to offer.

1 ) It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes.  //  We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.

2 ) Gordon Brown says safety concerns justified air ban I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

3 ) It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

4 ) Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

5 ) Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

6 ) Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it’s a no-fly zone.

7 ) Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is “Lava Actually”.

8 ) I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.

9) Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?

10)  Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.